About Me

Oh! Just very quickly. Please go to

http://www.youtube.com/danthebritish

for my Video Showreel. Erm...please.

Right, So who am i...Jesus Christ? Quite possibly, besides being the living prophet I also roam the streets under the Alias of Daniel. Daniel (my alias) is 30 years old, and a security guard.

I have a calling, I have a deep rooted throbbing light within me which tells me to pass on my acting spunk to the world. I am a natural born god amongst men.

If I die without being recognised as the comedy/acting genius I truly am, this will be a paradox in the chain of events leading up to my messianic world domination.

So, in order to fulfil the predictions within the holy scriptures I have to be on TV, in some kind of..capacity. Thus I am here. But I'm not here for me, I'm here for you. Please love me.

Experience & Qualifications

General Experience

I asked this bottle of Gin I hold, much like a desirable woman about my Experience. The bottle told me not to be phased by these questions. To push on ward. My Experience comes from the people i walk with. The women, unwashed, adorned in filthy robes who ask me to bless their screaming children. This is my experience. Walking on water, this...is my experience? Shall I go on????? Ok...the modern day father of philosophy

Qualifications & Training

N/A

Other Information

Relevant Skills

Relevant Skills?????????

Interests & Hobbies

I enjoy many things, Martial arts to keep my mind heart and soul strong. Pornography, because it loves me back. Video games let me escape onto Mars, or perhaps become a cyborg warrior with the strength of ten men. When i am a character on the screen, I am desirable to many women.

Miscellaneous Information

This is all...take my hand, and walk with me.