About Me

Fed up with my job - Policewoman for almost 20 years (far less time for Murder)
Fed up with being an unpaid/unappreciated slave indoors to my 3 sons.
And i think i might be going through a midlife crisis. I have also bought a new car. It goes very fast and makes me feel like a boy racer 😊
In all seriousness. I always have a lot to say for myself. I'm ridiculously empathetic and have been in some pretty sticky situations that I've talked myself out of so my persuasion tactics are skills.
People also talk to me about their problems. A lot. They queue up. I'm not even joking.
I'm funny too.
I can do about 25 kick ups.
I can wolf whistle with every combination of 2 fingers that you can think of.
Loads more to speak of but it's late and i will be expected to rise for the demands of the little Kings in a few hours...